Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Randomize