did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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