# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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