yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I learned much from the teen babysitter: I can light a cigarette in a microwave.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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