I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
