This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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