you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
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Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Floor bacon is actually really good
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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