i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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