its not stalking. its research.
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
