ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
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i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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