i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
The uberlube is also flammable
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
