No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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