Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
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You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
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It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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