I feel great
I just peed on a car
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
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