yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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