it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Rumble strips road head = magical
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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