Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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