and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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