Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
Randomize
