She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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