Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
Randomize
