They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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