how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
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He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Randomize