he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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