Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
I forgot how hot balto sounded
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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