Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
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