'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
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Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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