I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
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