While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
i think i have two assholes
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
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How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
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