garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
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