that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
I want to make a zoo with you.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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