My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
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Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT