i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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