I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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