the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
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