alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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