She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The air was thick with penises
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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