doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I've blown a few things in my day
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
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is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
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