what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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