you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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