I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
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Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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