Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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