check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Alive.
So much puke
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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