she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
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Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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