Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
Randomize
