yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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