he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Drunk walkin through police station. America
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
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I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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