I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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