i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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