I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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