just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
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The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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