I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
birth control should be required to get into college
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Randomize
