You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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