This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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