i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
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And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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