Umm I'm too high to move.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
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i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
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she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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