sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i think i have herpe
just one?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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