Do you still have your period?
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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