I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
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I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
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Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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